Dark Reel
March 15th, 2010 by marcusmeadows1979|
IMDB rating: 5.20 Plot: Murder, mystery and mayhem as B movie fan, Adam Waltz, wins Walk on Role in a film Featuring Scream Queen, Cassie Blue (Tiffany Shepis). Thinking his luck had changed for the better he steps into chaos with a killer loose and no one on the production safe. Adams role gets bigger with the murder of an actress, studio chief’s (Henriksen) low-budget thriller becomes big with the new publicity… Everyone is a suspect. Who is the killer? Why are they doing this? and who is next? |
Actors: Furlong Edward,Henriksen Lance,Todd Tony,Baker Rick,Ryder Kevin,Walter Tracey,Parise Jeffrey Vincent,Xuereb Emmanuel,Grace Jake,Bushell Matt,Horror,Thriller,
Have you heard of the blind man who know knew everything? lol?
My Favourite Joke!
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.
She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on.
She says, "Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma’am I’m blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
She didn’t believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.
He said, "That’s a 6′ graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line…It’s a good all around rod and reel and it’s $20.00".
She says, "That’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it’s what I’m looking for so I’ll take it."
He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time.
At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her…being blind he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn’t you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes ma’am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."
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Heaven -
"I’m afraid I’ll never see you in heaven," the Sunday School teacher said to her most mischievous child, little Jonny.
"Why," questioned Jonny, "What have you been doing wrong?"
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Shrink
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
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Puzzled -
I was taking a shower when my two-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper.
Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards.
Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggested I take a closer look at it.
Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror — wearing nothing but a camera! This is one holiday greeting my family will never forget!
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The Pastor
A pastor is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boys efforts for some time, the pastor moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child’s level, the pastor smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"
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Commitment - Clean Joke
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let’s offer them ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig. "For you, that’s a contribution. For me, it’s a total commitment."
LOL! I am getting ready to read about the blind man to my husband, that is the funniest one I have heard in long time
(still laughing) Thanks!
Faith+ | Nov 12, 2009
haha!!
those are funny!
Fire Ball | Nov 12, 2009
lol, i love the pastor =)
| Nov 12, 2009
i like it
lionman | Nov 12, 2009
OHHHHHH man that was funny!!!! We all liked those here.
Yes the walmart joke was funny,but I liked the total commitmeant joke.HA HA
ozzie s | Nov 13, 2009
